Punctuation is important

When hunting lions, hide in the brush
When hunting, lions hide in the brush.

Punctuation, is very important. Especially if you're hunting lions, 
a comma equals life or death.

"Woman, without her man, is nothing."
"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Proper capitalization makes the difference between 
helping your Uncle Jack off a horse or 
helping your uncle jack off a horse

So a panda walks into a bar and sits down and orders some food.
After eating his meal, he gets up to walk to the door, but before leaving, 
pulls out a gun and fires two shots into the air. 
A confused server simply asks the panda "Why?"
To which the panda replies, "I'm a panda, look it up." 
and throws the man a wildlife guide. 
The server turns to the appropriate entry and reads 
"Panda: Large black and white mammal native to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves."

everybody go read the book "Eats Shoots and Leaves".

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