The number of people who use frontpage is extraordinarily disturbing, 
I didn't know that there was a mental illness so widespread as frontpageitis. 
This makes normal psychosis look like a cheap thrill ride. 
Fuck slaughtering innocent children and throwing religious minorities 
into gas chambers, we're talking Frontpage here!

What the hell is with anyone who could possibly use that product... 
it's not a web page creation script, it's the spawn of Satan himself! 
Because only someone like Satan could have come up with this. 
No, that's too mean. Even Satan does not deserve that kind of reputation. 
Leaving only the theory that Frontpage was written by a vile mutant 
creature which spawned from Satan's fecal matter (and yes, that means shit.)

Using Frontpage to 'design' webpages is not normal folks, 
it's not right at all (if you can call the utter trash that's produced by 
the product a web page.) It's an abominable, aborrhent aberration.  
It's like slicing open your jugular and using your own blood to 
write a grocery list with, sure you'll get the grocery list written, 
but you'll die of blood loss before you get to the store.